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Translation: I totally ignored your message and now I'm cleaning up my mess because I need something from you.
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Translation: I'm too lazy to go downstairs.
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Translation: I don't want to hang out, but I can't think of any excuse.
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Translation: I'm not interested, but I still care how you view me as an individual.
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Translation: I have nothing more to add but I need to have the last say.
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Translation: I'm so bored, please say you're doing something even remotely cool.
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Translation: I'd rather watch Netflix until my eyes bleed.
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Translation: Please, stop texting me.
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Translation: I watched too much Netflix and now my eyes really are bleeding.
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I put my phone in airplane mode to avoid texts for a period of time.
(Mashable)